I sadly am unable to walk on my own two feet. Literally.
I was in a fight, fifteen to one. Everyone fighting me was armed with swiss army knives and other sharp cutting tools. I fought them all off, managed to get away with minor cuts and bruises, and broke my left foot kicking someone's ass too hard.
I was moving some of my dad's stuff into storage, and a friend of mine was helping me out. I somehow managed to step the wrong way. immediately I felt sharp pain on my left foot, leaving my with only one foot being operable.
Suffice to say my next check-up is on June 10th.
The good news is that my body is healing faster than the doctor expected. New bone is being laid down even as we speak.
The bad news is that because I'm unable to work, I don't have cash flowing.